TOFURKEEEEEEY!!!!!!

expected setlist:
Set I:
grandma's pea soup > granma's pea soup bowl 2, salad
Set II:
Homemade Cranberry Sauce > homemade cranberry relish, summer squash > marinated green beans jam* > sweet potatoes > rice pilaf, White meat cut of Turkey > Turkey leg > salad reprise
Encore:
Strawberry Shortcake* > Apple Pie^

* - first time played
^ - with special appearance by Aunt Shelly

this looks eerily like the show from 11/27/97...

when was the last time they played the grandma's venue?

Anyone got a TurkeyBase?

TURKEY IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!You've all been scammed!!!The turkey is not what the pilgrims ate. You have been lied to as children and now America thinks that the turkey is the food of Thanksgiving when it is not! WHat we should really eat for Thanksgiving is lobster because that's what the Pilgrims ate! Think about it, it was in Massachusetts and lobsters were everywhere at the time. Common sense????? The ones that eat lobster for thanksgiving are the true and real proponants of Thanksgiving, the rest are just fakes!!!!!

mm hmm...
I see.

>Think about it, it was in Massachusetts and
lobsters were everywhere at the time.


Everywhere...in the trees....climbing on rocks....free range grazing in herds in the tall fields of grass.

Rock Lobster?...........hee hee....I'll take my turkey thanks.

Luke, is that picture of the X infested swiss cheese brain yours? Must be, for all the holes in your mindless, yet critical drivel.

Dan - that shit is hilarious! LMAO.

>was in Massachusetts and lobsters were everywhere at the time

...those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end...'cept for one thing Skysqwauker...there are no lobsters New England...only lobstahs!!!...

It was lobster for breakfast, lobster rolls for lunch, lobster bisque and baked stuffed lobster for dinner...


Then came the white man and introduced the Native Americans to imitation crabmeat and everything went to hades in a handbasket.

And then came TofURKEY!

>>"Then came the white man and introduced the Native Americans to imitation crabmeat and everything went to hades in a handbasket. "


REVISIONIST !!! More like the Natives pissed in the white man's crab and laughed about how easy it was to get the white man to make fake crab...

Looked over Dan's setlist, pretty solid, but one glaring error.

I don't want to start another East Coast/West Coast thing, but RICE PILAF ?*!??

This is New England and we'll have none of it.

Gotta call for that mashed potato>stuffing>gravy triple medley, goes together like help>slip>franks. I'm predicting a mince pie breakout for the extended encore, too

Mince pie?


Hunter/Haynes collaboration?

>>"Hunter/Haynes collaboration? "

Nope, Warren busted it out on his own.

Check out the Mince pie>hot chocolate>nap time segues from last years show...

Personally, I'm hoping for a setlist like this :

Set 1: 2 bottles of beer ; Mom's deviled eggs; celery and peanut butter>glass of wine; salad

Set 2 : Turkey leg> Mom's homemade mashed potatoes>Gravy>green peas>Grandma's stuffing>another glass of wine>Uncle Harry gets drunk and says something outrageous>mince pie w/ whipped cream.

E : Turkey sandwich>another beer>naptime

I scored some killer Triptophane in the lot! Killer shit, but it makes me really sleepy...

We call those "farmies" in the Fish circle.

>>"We call those "farmies" in the Fish circle. "

Tour Rat ! You're breaking up the scene with your bunk wine and store bought pumpkin pie !!

"Gajna Cornbread!"

"Fatty Ganga Cornbread!!"

Soundcheck: Bacon and eggs with mamosa's at Mom's.

1st Set (Dad's House): Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale>giant tray of antipasto> screwdriver> more appetizers> SNCA v2*

*With NFL themes throughout the set.

2nd Set (Ashley's Mom's): Grey Goose Martini>salad>SNCA v3>cranberry sauce>mashed potatoes>stuffing>candied yams>Cabernet>turkey

Encore: Pumpkin/Apple/Pican>Brandy>Cigar>Bed

look what I started............
Rev, save me a piece, Im coming over.

That is one hell of an encore Peten

might as well call it a Dead show set III from the old acid test days

>> Rev, save me a piece, Im coming over.

You got it Dan! Pick me up some PBR or Schlitz (whichever is on sale) and a pack of GPCs while you're out.

Thanksgiving set list:

Turkey with a drumstick>cranberry sauce>Sweet potato station>mashed potato jam> unbroken pumpkin pie>we bid you good feast

*encore:malted yeast beverage in a cylindrical container

Wake n Bake for sure as I know I will be quite hung over.
Whackers...(of course)
Then get my triptathane on...
Naps and F-ball for the rest of the day.

Anyone give me the heads-up on security at grandma's house? I'll be stuffed and I'm kinda worried about a patdown.

searchin for an extra taper for my wife's family gathering. who's got em?
have plenty to trade as well as tapes from the gig.
my hopes for tonight>>
rag mama rag [i konow she will as its a holiday]>you've lost that lovin feelin > sittin on top of the world/ followed by a real strong version of cold rain. my brother in-laws drunken asshole rap followed by warrens encore of black hearted woman> dont think twice to finish me off before i walk out into the cold night air for the finale.
its too early to call all of this as we havent even had breakfast yet.

b&p accepted also

pugs

anyone know where Phil's pheasting today?

1st Set

Molson>
Deviled Eggs>
Molson>
Mixed Nuts>
Wine>
Water

2nd Set
Molson>
Turkey>
Stuffing>
Veggies>
Mashed Potato Caboose>
Gravy>
Corn>
Molson

3rd set
Coffee>
Frangelico>
Apple Pie>
Cheesecake>
Water>
Molson
E: Nap on the Couch>
Bid you goodnight

Left ear of a giant stuffing, free range eye of newt, and heaping helpings of hellacious grog, with a set closer of wipe my mouth on my sleeve, and say "mammy, oohhhhhhMammy" let's do it again, bah bah bah